CRAPPY EXPERIANCES...M.L.M.

This little memory was fueled by my brother Uncle D. A few of his workers came a few months back and cleaned up our yard. We do not own a wheel barrow so they decided to use our black barrel to transport their garbage to the trailer. They emptied our black barrel into the the trailer that was destined for the dump later that day. Uncle D took that trailer to the dump and in the process a large trash bag full of soiled crappy diapers split open and landed in his face. Oh how I wish I could have seen that!!!! Uncle D was at my house on Sat. night retelling his sad tale and well I could not muster any sympathy because we all know as Moms we can one up his sad story any day. I quickly explained what a wimp he is. This last Christmas Smiley was super sick! He had issues at both ends. We had put him to bed shortly after arriving home from all our Christmas day rounds and thought, touchdown...he is going to finally get a good nights rest. Nope it did not work that way. He woke up screaming at ten that night and along w/being so sick he had a fierce diaper rash. I had tried every thing known to man to try and get it to go away. I called my Mom and asked if she had any old home remedies and as I was on the phone with her I opened Smileys Diaper to change it and got a diarrhea shower. A power shot of runny purple diarrhea aimed straight at my face. It was all over me, from head to toe!! The thought of it still makes me gag and want to go take a shower. I guess the "Poop" prize goes to me dear Brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!